Saturday, June 26, 2010

WORLDS HARDEST VIDEO GAMES

here is a list of some of the hardest, toughest, most gruesome video games ever made. some are critically acclaimed for their toughness...some i just cant freaking beat!!!!! anyways for all the controllers thrown into the floor in sheer anger here is MY LIST of the 10 hardest effin' games ever. (i won't include Mario because my aunt could beat it and i cant, so maybe i just suck lol)



10: HALO 3 ON LEGENDARY (xbox 360)


so maybe halo is not that hard. but on legendary, DAMN you cant get through a single area without dying AT LEAST 5 or 6 times. AND ONLY if you remember which bad guy has the best gun AND ONLY if he appears in the same area a second time and you manage to kill him and grab his gun and take cover. recharging shields? don't mean nothing since they go away so fast.i just cant do it! i need help! hit me up on xbox live: commanderSAC if you want to help a poor lil' loser like me beat the game on legendary.




9: TEKKEN 6 BOSS (XBOX 360, PS3, ARCADE)  
This game is not hard at all, its quite enjoyable even. until you get to the scene pictured here. azeal is some kind of demon/Egyptian god/dragon/griffin hybrid. and he is sooooo cheap. how cheap? his attacks are UNBLOCKABLE, and he has a special that KILLS YOU INSTANTLY. WTF? i bought this game the day it came out..by Wedsday i traded it in at game stop. i mean just google it, he is freaking tough.

8: LEGEND OF ZELDA (NES)

OK one of the GREATEST games on all time right? spawned how many sequels across EVERY Nintendo console ever made...but the first one left you completely clueless. go through the first door on your left.....then what? i mean it's a blast to wander around, kill bad guys, find RANDOM dungeons (hidden under a tree? please) but i mean if you beat it it's by pure luck. i mean i JUST FOUND OUT 2 MONTHS AGO THAT THERE IS A FREAKING RAFT! i dont even know where to find it, i just know it's there.




7: ROBOCOP (NES)

 okay so i start off on the street next to a cop car and a purple building.(pic shows blue, i remember purple. the pic may be from a different game maybe?) i walk into a different building (a bank maybe?) and the next thing i know i die. try again. make it inside. walk into a room. inside said room is a robot that kills me. try again. robot does not kill me, THE ROOM ITSELF MAKES ME DIE?!?!??!?!?!? why???? not only is it a hard game, it sucks too.


6: NINJA GAIDEN (NES)
Another classic...another fit of rage! you can die so many times in this game it's not funny. you even restart at the beginning, even if you die at the end of the stage! which happens a lot just so you know! and if you run out of continues? level 1-1 baby! the only real memory i have left of this game is this:






5: METAL SLUG SERIES (ARCADES AND EVERY CONSOLE!)


Ah, metal slug. one of the best. also one of the hardest! you have one hit point in the whole game. sometimes only 3 lives. and the enemies are everywhere, up, down, in front of you, behind, everywhere! and to make matters worse, the bosses are incredibly tough. ranging from tanks that fire nukes to helicopters, to robots, to submarines and back to tanks again. if you never played a metal slug game you dont know what your missing (a mix of enjoyment and extreme and utter frustration!)

4: GHOSTS N' GOBLINS (NES,SNES)


When you look at it, you'd think it's a castlevania clone. maybe it is. but one thing is unmistakable. you got a sword and some heavy duty armor, right? your gonna save that princess no problem! nothing can get through you! except a bush.if you touch ANYTHING in this game, Arthur jumps out of his armor, drops his (useless) sword and you gotta finish the level in your underwear! then of course add birds, ghosts, vampires and various monsters to fight against in said underwear.  is that hard or what?



3: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES (NES...what else)

oh my God. when i was a kid i was INFATUATED with the ninja turtles. i mean i wanted to freaking be one. when i went to target to buy it (why target, go figure) the guy told my dad not to buy it for me because it is too hard, he listened to him and we got something else. i didn't like that, so the next day i was at blockbuster with my grandfather and rented it....i was maybe 7 or 8. i took it out of my console. and said what was probably my first bad word. later that day me and my cousin made it to the 3rd level...and died in the truck. i took it back to blockbuster and never played it again.....until last month when i noticed it on the wii's virtual console.....man is that game hard!!!! it's a blast to play. but i forgot that after the level starts a big purple snow plow with nothing better to do then make road kill out of giant turtles comes out of no where and wastes your first life.




2: BATTLETOADS (nes,Sega genesis)

i had this game on the genesis, not the nes, and man was it fun! the first level was great! with the dragons you can ride, and the giant robot you got to kill from a different perspective! wow what fun! oh wow lets go down this hole in the ground! this is hard, but it sure is fun! wow whats at the bottom of the pit? brains? oh well, the rats who dont like to die are not that bad, nor is the really long jumps! wow a motorcycle! this is fun.....OK lets try again....(15 years later) wow i finally made it! with one life!. and then i died in the water....


1 MEGA MAN (NES, some arcades)

yes. the game that created frustration. you got one hit point, and the bad guys are everywhere, and shoot faster then you, run and fly faster then you and take more damage then you. not to mention pitfalls. and the bosses? forget about it dude. hardest game ever made!


so, what do you think of this list? did i leave something out? should i have? that's what the comments are for....

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