GREATEST MOVIE QUOTES EVER!

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, so, i was thinking the other day, what are some of the best movie quotes? and i don't mean "oh wow that was a powerful message!" no, i mean movie quotes people actually use, so i  took the liberty to make a list of the 77 best quotes and put them down here, in no particular order,  for someone, anyone, everyone to see!
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1: "So tell me, Eddie, is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" - who framed roger rabbit




2 "and i was like, EMILOOOO!" - night at the roxburry



3 "you'll never be jello" - my best friends wedding



4 "you can always trust a dishonest man to do something completely dishonest, honestly it's the honest one you have to watch out for, couse' you never know when they'll do something...incredibly stupid" - pirates of the Caribbean: curse of the black pearl



5 "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good" - wall street



6 "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'" - Casablanca (it's not 'play it again sam' although it does sound better that way lol)



7 "As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again." - gone with the wind



8 "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." - godfather



9 "Surely you can't be serious."

- "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." - airplane



10 "You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am- on the waterfront



11

leia: "i love you"

han: "i know" - the empire strikes back



12 "if you build it, he will come" - field of dreams



13: "Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?" - sixteen candles



14: "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." - silence of the lambs



15: "Hasta la vista, baby." - terminator 2: judgement day



16: "...Bond. James Bond." - all the 007 movies



17: "He-e-e-e-re's Johnnie!" - the shining



18:"Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!" - ghostbusters



19: "What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..." - goodfellas





20: "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." - who framed roger rabbit



21: "My precious." lord of the rings: the two towers



22: "lets put a smile on that face" AND "why so serious?" - the dark knight





23: "There's no crying in baseball!" - a league of there own



24:"yippie-ky-yay mother-fucker!!" - die hard



25: "Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn." - gone with the wind



26: "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?" the graduate



27: "Say 'hello' to my little friend!" - scarface



28: "Oh-oh-oh, sweet mystery of life - at last I found you!" - young frankenstein




29: "mama says stupid is as stupid does." - forest gump



30: "wish I knew how to quit you." - brokeback mountain



31:"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." - starwars



32:"Snakes. Why'd it hafta be snakes?" - indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark



33: "Well, a boy's best friend is his mother." psycho



34: "You know what they call a - a - a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?"

- "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"

- "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f--k a Quarter Pounder is."

- "Then what do they call it?"

- "They call it a 'Royale' with cheese."

- "A 'Royale' with cheese!...What do they call a Big Mac?"

- "A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'Le Big Mac.'"

- "'Le Big Mac!' What do they call a 'Whopper'?"

- "I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King." - pulp fiction



35:"Houston - we have a problem." apollo 13





36: "dont you see the hat! i am misses nisbit!"- toy story




37:

-You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it?

- What do you mean?

-Did, umm... did Caesar live here? - the hangover







38:"Aaaaawl-right-y-then." ace ventura



39: "Roads? Where we're going we don't need - roads." back to the future 1 & 2



40: Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!" - talladega nights



41: "Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" - planet of the apes



42: "They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God." blues brothers



43:"Feed me! Feed me!" - little shop of horrors



44: "Yo, Adrian!" - rocky



45:"I know you are, but what am I? pee-wees big adventure



46: "Hey, Boo." -to kill a mocking bird



47: "The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist." - the usual suspects



48: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." - 2001: a space odessy



49:"Where does he get those wonderful toys?" batman



50: "I feel the need - the need for speed!" - top gun



51:"You're not the man I knew ten years ago."

- "It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." - indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark



52:

"Listen, I appreciate this whole seduction scene you got going, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing- pretty woman



53: "your terminated!"



54: "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain ... the ... Great ... er ... Oz has spoken." the wizard of oz



55: "I am...Drac-u-la...I bid you welcome." - dracula



56: "Easy Miss, I've got you."

- "You've got ME? Who's got YOU?" - superman the movie



57: "He slimed me." -ghostbusters



58 "Nobody puts Baby in the corner." - dirty dancing



59: "We'll always have Paris." - casablanca



60: "Oh Gad!" - life with the father



61: "Piiiick em' up!" - dumb and dumber



62: "micheal, We're bigger than US Steel!"- godfather 2



63: is it safe?- marathon man



64: Woody: YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you're an action figure!

Woody: You are a child's play thing!

Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

- toy story



65: : [playing piano and singing passionately] What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, THEN we're shit outta luck!' - the hangover





66: "you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."- anchorman (see 70)





67: "your gonna need a bigger boat" -jaws



68:"i'll be back" - the terminator



69:"shake' n bake!" - talladega nights: the ballad of ricky bobby



70: veronica:My God, what is that smell? Oh.

brian:That's the smell of desire my lady.

brian:God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.

Brian : You know, desire smells like that to some people

News Station Employee: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.






71-excuse me, flo. whats the soup dejour?

-it's the soup of the day

-mmm...sounds good, i'll have that - dumb and dumber





72: Old man, I'm gonna come at you like a spider - talladega nights



73: "put him in a straight jacket and give him an enema....no give him en enema THEN put him in the straight jacket!"  AND "she will become one herself!" (tie)- dracula dead and loving it



74: "swear to me" - batman begins



75: "Get away from her, you bitch!" - aliens 



76: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

also

"My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse." - godfather

77: "you could get a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but would'ent you rather take the butchers word for it?" - tommy boy
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SO, there you have it, my list of SOME of the greatest move quotes that people actually say (or bring up, or think about while talking to other people) did i miss something? did i add something that should of left out? what do you think?