Showing posts with label batman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label batman. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

BATMAN 3 PLOT IDEA'S

i have a great idea for the plot of "batman 3"  set right after the dark knight, this is not a complete script or anything, just a rough idea. will any of this be a part of the movie? probably not, but it's all for fun.



OK so now batman is on the run, Harvey dent is dead, Gordon has to pretend not to know batman is innocent so that dent is not deemed insane and all the mob bosses go free.   

skip ahead one or two years. all the major crime bosses of Gotham are locked up, but a few new ones have moved in to take their places, not as powerful or well organised, but still dangerous and fighting for power.


                                                                                                                                                                commishioner james "dracula" gordon


the police are going nuts trying to find batman, lots of crazy people from the fear toxin pop up every so often and do stuff, weird stuff. they burn buildings and property for no reason, break into museum's and steal strange statues and paintings, all kinds of weird stuff.

the newest crime boss in Gotham is roman sionis, established business man, but few know he's now one of the biggest bosses in Gotham. and he has a vendetta against Wayne. you see roman hated his father, so much so he had him murdered, inherited his company and began to run it into the ground. that is until Bruce Wayne stepped in and bought the company, because Mr sionis was his fathers friend.





i swear to god this is batman "NO SWEAR TO ME!!"




now the police cant track batman, they cant catch batman, they cant even shoot batman because he gets back up and disappears into the night, so they hire a private investigator, former military analyst and spy Edward "enigma" nashton. he was kicked out of the military but no one seems to know why.






at this time Bruce Wayne is hosting a fund raiser for some kind of inner city charity at the newly rebuilt Wayne manor. there is all kinds of people there, including the new head of arkham asylum, Hugo strange. the only thing he cares to talk about is batman and the joker, and how he always gets a different diagnosis on him with different doctors, but he thinks his latest psychologist is making progress with him.he then quickly leaves.


 during said party armed men break into wane manor, there's a scuffle,and Wayne is kidnapped. Bruce is tied to a chair and gets beat up. he could easily escape and beat the snot out these guys, but he needs to keep his cover. just days before luscious had designed a suit he could wear under his clothes, though it has no armor, its a great sneaking suit. and it has a utility belt.       maybe get the guy who played

                                                                                                                                                              iron monger in the first ironman to be him?

 after a while they toss Wayne into a cell. sionis, not wanting Wayne to know who he is puts on his favorite mask, a black skull carved from his fathers coffin, and speaks to someone in the shadows, turns out it's Hugo strange, he's on sionis' payroll at arkham, and says he thinks that batman may just pop up sooner or later and that he has some hunches, based on the technology batman is known to have used in the past.

his phone rings, he listens and says in an angry tone "one more unauthorised visit and doctor quinnsel will be out of the medical profession for good!" just then an explosion comes from Wayne's cell, Bruce took a small explosive out of the utility belt, blasts a hole in the wall from a tiny window(making it look like the wall imploded rather then exploded)  and goes outside, and changes into his portable bat suit.

while sionis and his gang are looking out the hole, the batman comes down from the rafters inside the warehouse, one guy with a flame thrower (fans will know its firefly but no need to go into details) gets knocked out, but not before accidentally spraying sionis's face with a burst of flame and napalm.
                                                        "who the hell is the red skull, i never heard of no red skull!"         


strange is no where to be seen. batman knocks out a few guards, calls the cops from a signal to Gordon in his belt, and vanishes. a few moments later the cops find Wayne down the street from the building he was being held in, but it's empty no one is there. he's questioned by Gordon and several other cops, then nashton comes in. and asks very detailed questions...he ends the interview with "well Mr Wayne, as much as i must say that the batman is a criminal, a psychopath and a murderer...i think your.....lucky he showed up when he did" as Wayne goes home, he tells Alfred "i think this nashton guy could be a problem"

 now we see a doctor trying to operate on sionis, "i don't think i can help....the napalm....it burned the mask into his facial structure....removing it could kill him..." jump to arkham asylum in the somewhat rebuilt narrows. strange is arguing with a woman "this patient is not someone you pay a visit to! he's responsible for at least several deaths including a judge and police commissioner, and god knows how many more!" 'Your...right sir, i apolagize" a thin, blond psychologist  says with a sort of hillbilly, valley girl mix voice. "i have to take you off the joker case. i fear he may be....too suggestive for one doctor to examine." "but docta strange!" just then someone knocks on the office door and walks in "Dr strange? i am Edward nashton with the GCPD...i need to speak with you about...the batman problem" "we'll continue this discussion later ms. quinsell!" she thumps out, in a strange, cartoonish sort of way.

strange and nashton talk, blah blah blah strange knows for sure now that Wayne is batman, he did not know what happened when he ran out of the warehouse, but now he is certain....what to do with such information! nashton however is still oblivious to the fact..."you know eddy, you talk too much and are not that smart as you like to think, now let me get back to my business." this makes nashton very upset. flashback to when he was young, his father use to beat him and say to him he's "a dummy even though he plays with all them puzzles and games and crap" "no...I'll show everyone".

 he then goes on and kidnaps random people, puts them in a game and kills them if they not do not figure out his riddles...Ala saw or something like that. the media call him 'the riddle killer, or the riddler'

next he kidnaps Batman's friend and ally, luscious fox. luscious is one smart guy though, and gets an SOS out to Bruce. batman traces the signal, finds the Riddler, solves all kinds of scary, ugly, sick riddles and puzzles and locks up the riddle killer. however how did he get the funding for the mazes and traps he set up? not a cops salary, and no money to speak of from the government....sionis. see he's alive, and calls himself the black mask now. and he wants Wayne, AND BATMAN DEAD hence helping nashton in taking luscious hostage, to lure out Wayne who may or may not lure out the batman...




but of course now he could kill batman. "i hired a little help to take you out you f-ing freak. this is 'death stroke' " a guy who clearly had a stroke several years ago comes out of no where with two swords, and gives batman a tough fight...he fights like...ra's al ghoul....he's with the league of shadows! but they all died.....batman barley beats the seemingly handicapped ninja guy, locks up sionis, because he tapped his confession to kidnapping Wayne and taking over what was left of   the Moroni family,



harley and joker. an attractive,terrifiing, murderous,match made in hell     
and all if well....except....cut back to arkham asylum. the joker is in his cell. the door opens and he looks up, wrapped in a strait jacket and with a muzzle on his mouth, "mista' J, care ta' take a lil' midnight stroll with ya best gal pal harleyquin? " it's quinzell, she killed the guards and broke the joker out of his cell, and dressed like a demented harlequin or clown. credits roll.

after credits scene: cut to the Himalaya mountains, the old league of shadows base is show. could the league still be around? camera zooms through the building, you see a really messed up ra's al ghoul laying in a pool of green liquid telling his daughter Talia to destroy Bruce Wayne and Gotham....



                               above: liam neeson as ra's al ghul "the demon" and his daughter, the beutiful talia al ghul, who has a romance with batman



  
maybe it sucks but it sounds better in my head. alternatively, instead of nashton being a cop, he could be hired by sionis, i think that may sound better....who should play the characters? do you have a better idea? will any of this make it into the new movie? i highly doubt it since director Christopher Nolan said joker would not be returning and that more fantastical things (like the Lazarus pits) are not a part of his world. so let your imagination run wild, the sequel to the dark knight releases July 2012

Friday, June 18, 2010

e3 2010 ends




e3 2010 ended today. they showed off lots of stuff they already told us about before. starwars: force unleashed 2, marvel vs capcom 3, dead rising 2,deus ex: human revolution, more great, epic games, blah, blah, blah

. but also new things. like a new mortal kombat, super scriblenauts (the first one was great even if i cant spell it right, lol) an xbox live/PSN game called aquaphobia or something like that (it's basicly titanic without the romance and terrorist instead of an iceberg and a generic female lead role, oh wait sorry) twisted metal (complete surprise) a new zelda, nintendos OFFICAL unveiling of 3DS and all the great games it's gonna have (new pilot wings,new kid icarus, paper mario, ocarnia of time , new kirby all in 3d, without the looking like a douche with those special glasses samsung wants you to wear) a new donkey kong kountry game, and a lot, lot  more. 




also all of the new "motion" systems. kinect seems to have a starwars game in the works. it's due out in november. kinect not the starwars game, and the sony move is due out in september. also xbox unveiled it's new hardware model. its nice





and of course the booth babes. check them out at http://e3.g4tv.com/images/3544/E3-2010-Booth-Babes/59837/. some are hotter then others

Thursday, June 17, 2010

BATMAN: ARKHAM ASYLUM REVIEW

this is one of the best games ever made, i have to agree with ign and g4 and all those other big company's on this one. i never encountered a glitch or anything. the one part that looks like a glitch is part of the story!

the control is incredibly responsive, the upgrade system is extremely satisfying, giving you the tools you need right when you need them, not when you WANT them, you will do a LOT of back tracking during the course of this game,which is OK BECAUSE you will WANT to solve the riddles. its like your game console is feeding you crack so you cant stop playing it, i am serious. i woke up in the middle of the night when this game first came up, because i figured out a riddle i just could not solve! it's that great of a game.

graphics-wise it's really, really good. although the majority of the scenary is dark and black and grey, it just fits. the other characters though bring a little more color/pizzaz (yes i said pizzaz and yes i know only grand fathers use such a word but whatever) like jokers suit, ivy's hair  and plant monsters, and, the joker gang,
bring out the quality of the graphics BECAUSE everything else is dark. if it dont make sense, you need to play it for it to do so.


the story is one of the finest batman stories I've seen/read in a while, and the voices of batman and the joker are the same guys from the animated series i used to watch as a kid! the scare crow sequences are easily the best in the entire game, and  the arkham facility itself is actually quite large, with a super-villain containment area, a green house, holding cells, court yard, small bat cave, and more. the combat is quick, smooth,easy to learn but tricky enough to provide a challenge later in the game, especially when the enemies come out in greater numbers, and bigger sizes. the only disappointment i had was not encountering Mr freeze, or the penguin, or the riddler, however you do come into contact with their cells,business advertisements and, if you solve all the riddles scattered throughout the asylum you call the cops and hear them catch him..

with the sequel coming out soon, this is a great game. and a must buy. if you own a ps3 you can play as the joker which i have not done because i opted for the xbox version because they only had the special edition with the batarang and stuff for xbox left, albeit only in the challenge mode which is quite fun actually, making you use all the fighting moves you unlocked and trying to climb up the ranks in the leader boards for each challenge, the game kicks ass.


plus harley quinn IS EFFING HOT!





all in all this game is: worth every penny!

if your gonna buy this game, buy it from amazon because i get a small commission for every game that sells from these links . i know i am a shameless little bitch. but i ain't lying about anything in the review. ask anyone who played this game!














plus the sequel is coming which should be good, but it changed developers, i dunno but I'm still gonna get it. it will be reviewed after i pick it up