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Thursday, July 15, 2010

RYAN REYNOLDS AS GREEN LANTERN!

HERE IT IS! after months of waiting to see what he will look like, it's finally here. ryan reynolds as the CGI defender of earth THE GREEN LANTERN!

looks like....his muscles are exposed...y'know the stuff under your skin, muscles...but only green instead of red/pink....and the mask looks fake...yeah it looks suck-taculear. anyone else notice that it says NEW BUFFY on the side????




 what do YOU think?

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

10 HOTTEST VIDEO GAME VILLAINS EVER!

let's face it, bad girls are hot. sure, you want to marry to sweet, innocent, good girl you can bring home to mommy, but really, truly everyone likes the bad girl. the villain, the down right evil....or not. well with that in mind here is MY list of the 11 best video game villainesses (how do you spell that?)



10: ROXY AND POISON (FINAL FIGHT)


Back when i was a kid, i thought Roxy and poison were prostitutes. now that i am an adult, i KNOW they're extremely violent prostitutes.


9: HOLLY SUMMERS (NO MORE HEROES)
Well, other then being hot she has a rocket launcher for a leg, is the number 6 assassin in the entire world....and you don't kill her, she blows herself up just so you don't have the honor of killing her. she's great.


8: JACQUELINE NATLA (TOMB RAIDER)
She's a business woman, a history buff, an explorer, and a winged demon from Atlantis or something like that. she's a major problem for Lara croft and she's got a killer bod too.



7:  EXCELLA GIONNE (RESIDENT EVIL 5)
she's the leader of tricell, the guys who take over for umbrella in resident evil 5, she's Italian and shes probably the hottest girl in a game ever. why she's not lower on the list? because i ain't a fan of resident evil! hehehe i am a little bit biased SOMETIMES....plus she turns into a giant monster...that too  =-)


6: TANYA (MORTAL KOMBAT 4)
Tanya was only in one mortal kombat game that i know of, and to be honest, she was NOT that great...except that she was hot. word on the street is she may be back for the new mortal kombat due sometime this year, or early next.




5:SNIPER WOLF (METAL GEAR SOLID)

 

AH, sniper wolf...the ONLY video game character so beautiful, so sexy that even her victims beg you not to kill her! plus she's a really good shooter too. she makes you go from feeling like a bad ass, sneaking past guards and snapping their necks and blowing stuff up, to being completely helpless in less then 3 seconds. see, she shoots Meryl in the stomach, and you can't get to her to save her, by the time you do, her goons took her away, but you get your revenge later though, in a heat sniper battle in the snow...or you could just shoot a rocket at her, but that takes away sooooo much, lol



4: CARMEN SANDIEGO (lots of edutainment games)
don't think of Carmen sandiego as a sex symbol? why not? because she educates our children? lets see. she is an international jewel thief, she travels the entire world, she wears a red trench coat and a red fedora....whats not to love! still don't believe me? OK then scroll down.........................








how about now?




3:SARAH KERRIGAN (STARCRAFT)



Nothing like a hot girl who is good who turns into a terrifying evil monster who is evil and wants to consume the galaxy....yeah nothing better then that!





2: MILEENA (MORTAL KOMBAT)
The clone of the super-hot princess kitana, mileena could be hotter....except them she has a monsters face under that veil!! see she was made by the bad guys by mixing kitana's DNA with that of one of baraka's
buddies. the result



1: DARK QUEEN (BATTLETOADS)

ah, the dark queen of battle toads....what other woman in the galaxy could command such power, authority and hotness to lead an army of rats, pigs and monsters on a quest to...what, make you crash into a wall? it also helps that she's hot, and has a weird/kinky S & M thing going on...but maybe that's OK because she looks good being bad.
(this is some fan art i pulled from google)


so, there you have it. the hottest, evilest bitches in the galaxy! like my list? think it needs to be better? remove someone? add someone i over looked? that's what the comments are for!

Friday, July 2, 2010

SEXY RUSSIAN SPY ANNA CHAPMAN AND HER VIDEO GAME COUNTER-PARTS

Anna  (anya?) chapman was arrested this past week for alledgedly spying for the russian goverment. which to me don't make sense, unless the russians are planning to some day soon invade america, ala command and conquer: red alert 2. anyways, the girl looks like something out of a james bond movie, and go me thinking: who are some of the hottest video game spies? well, heres a list:



TANYA: command and conquer: red alert series (PC, psone,xbox360, ps3)

she's been played by 3 different actresses in 3 different roles,
but she was always hot, and always a killer commando who can kill any unit with one shot, and blow up any building in 8 or 9 seconds. my favorite variation on the character is still from red alert 2, keri wuhler. (no disrespect to...who ever it was who did it first, or to jennie mccarthy)



 SYDNEY BRISTO:
                                                                    ALIAS THE GAME (ps2, xbox)
who said a game has to be good for the chick to be hot? besides, she's based off of jennifer gardner.





Agent nightfire and others: 007 nightfire (ps2,xbox,pc)

i continue said theme of bad games with hot chicks. this game was only SO-SO, but damn! hot spy chicks! and they are bond girls!

 




joanna dark: perfect dark, (n64, xbox 360)



joanna was so hot she had TV commercials of her rolling around in satin sheets. then opening a closet full of guns. none of that made it into the game, but still. oh, perfect dark:zero? it sucks just play the original.


cate archer: no one lives forever (ps2,xbox)

why no one remembers this game,i dont know. it had it all. quirky, funny characters, spies, sexy main character, great level ideas. there was one level where you jump out of a plane and need to....do something i dont remember cate was too hot.

LIAN XING: syphon filter (psone, ps2, psp)
ah, lian. you started off just kind'a seeming hot, and just got hotter as the games got less intesting. she also died about 3 times, only to find out that she did'ent.




AND just in case you don't belive me that this spy chick is hot, heres some proof:










what do you think? is there a sexy female spy i missed? who else should of made the cut?

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Home theater room

Hey I haven't been updating like I want to because i am re-doing my home theater room. I will have an updated article, and video of the project tomorrow

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE: it DoNt suck!

Twilight eclipse just came out and I got to see it early complements of best buy reward zone, and it don't suck. Bella dosent make me wanna puke in this one, Jacob and Edward almost reveal there gay for each other and there's an army of teenage vampires! Go see it tomorrow you wont completely hate your life, I promise

Monday, June 28, 2010

GREATEST MOVIE QUOTES EVER!

greatest movie quotes ever, , Casablanca, gone with the wind, godfather dark knight, dumb & dumber, hangover

, so, i was thinking the other day, what are some of the best movie quotes? and i don't mean "oh wow that was a powerful message!" no, i mean movie quotes people actually use, so i  took the liberty to make a list of the 77 best quotes and put them down here, in no particular order,  for someone, anyone, everyone to see!
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1: "So tell me, Eddie, is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" - who framed roger rabbit




2 "and i was like, EMILOOOO!" - night at the roxburry



3 "you'll never be jello" - my best friends wedding



4 "you can always trust a dishonest man to do something completely dishonest, honestly it's the honest one you have to watch out for, couse' you never know when they'll do something...incredibly stupid" - pirates of the Caribbean: curse of the black pearl



5 "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good" - wall street



6 "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'" - Casablanca (it's not 'play it again sam' although it does sound better that way lol)



7 "As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again." - gone with the wind



8 "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." - godfather



9 "Surely you can't be serious."

- "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." - airplane



10 "You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am- on the waterfront



11

leia: "i love you"

han: "i know" - the empire strikes back



12 "if you build it, he will come" - field of dreams



13: "Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?" - sixteen candles



14: "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." - silence of the lambs



15: "Hasta la vista, baby." - terminator 2: judgement day



16: "...Bond. James Bond." - all the 007 movies



17: "He-e-e-e-re's Johnnie!" - the shining



18:"Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!" - ghostbusters



19: "What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..." - goodfellas





20: "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." - who framed roger rabbit



21: "My precious." lord of the rings: the two towers



22: "lets put a smile on that face" AND "why so serious?" - the dark knight





23: "There's no crying in baseball!" - a league of there own



24:"yippie-ky-yay mother-fucker!!" - die hard



25: "Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn." - gone with the wind



26: "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?" the graduate



27: "Say 'hello' to my little friend!" - scarface



28: "Oh-oh-oh, sweet mystery of life - at last I found you!" - young frankenstein




29: "mama says stupid is as stupid does." - forest gump



30: "wish I knew how to quit you." - brokeback mountain



31:"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." - starwars



32:"Snakes. Why'd it hafta be snakes?" - indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark



33: "Well, a boy's best friend is his mother." psycho



34: "You know what they call a - a - a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?"

- "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"

- "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f--k a Quarter Pounder is."

- "Then what do they call it?"

- "They call it a 'Royale' with cheese."

- "A 'Royale' with cheese!...What do they call a Big Mac?"

- "A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'Le Big Mac.'"

- "'Le Big Mac!' What do they call a 'Whopper'?"

- "I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King." - pulp fiction



35:"Houston - we have a problem." apollo 13





36: "dont you see the hat! i am misses nisbit!"- toy story




37:

-You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it?

- What do you mean?

-Did, umm... did Caesar live here? - the hangover







38:"Aaaaawl-right-y-then." ace ventura



39: "Roads? Where we're going we don't need - roads." back to the future 1 & 2



40: Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!" - talladega nights



41: "Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" - planet of the apes



42: "They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God." blues brothers



43:"Feed me! Feed me!" - little shop of horrors



44: "Yo, Adrian!" - rocky



45:"I know you are, but what am I? pee-wees big adventure



46: "Hey, Boo." -to kill a mocking bird



47: "The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist." - the usual suspects



48: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." - 2001: a space odessy



49:"Where does he get those wonderful toys?" batman



50: "I feel the need - the need for speed!" - top gun



51:"You're not the man I knew ten years ago."

- "It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." - indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark



52:

"Listen, I appreciate this whole seduction scene you got going, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing- pretty woman



53: "your terminated!"



54: "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain ... the ... Great ... er ... Oz has spoken." the wizard of oz



55: "I am...Drac-u-la...I bid you welcome." - dracula



56: "Easy Miss, I've got you."

- "You've got ME? Who's got YOU?" - superman the movie



57: "He slimed me." -ghostbusters



58 "Nobody puts Baby in the corner." - dirty dancing



59: "We'll always have Paris." - casablanca



60: "Oh Gad!" - life with the father



61: "Piiiick em' up!" - dumb and dumber



62: "micheal, We're bigger than US Steel!"- godfather 2



63: is it safe?- marathon man



64: Woody: YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you're an action figure!

Woody: You are a child's play thing!

Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

- toy story



65: : [playing piano and singing passionately] What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, THEN we're shit outta luck!' - the hangover





66: "you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."- anchorman (see 70)





67: "your gonna need a bigger boat" -jaws



68:"i'll be back" - the terminator



69:"shake' n bake!" - talladega nights: the ballad of ricky bobby



70: veronica:My God, what is that smell? Oh.

brian:That's the smell of desire my lady.

brian:God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.

Brian : You know, desire smells like that to some people

News Station Employee: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.






71-excuse me, flo. whats the soup dejour?

-it's the soup of the day

-mmm...sounds good, i'll have that - dumb and dumber





72: Old man, I'm gonna come at you like a spider - talladega nights



73: "put him in a straight jacket and give him an enema....no give him en enema THEN put him in the straight jacket!"  AND "she will become one herself!" (tie)- dracula dead and loving it



74: "swear to me" - batman begins



75: "Get away from her, you bitch!" - aliens 



76: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

also

"My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse." - godfather

77: "you could get a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but would'ent you rather take the butchers word for it?" - tommy boy
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SO, there you have it, my list of SOME of the greatest move quotes that people actually say (or bring up, or think about while talking to other people) did i miss something? did i add something that should of left out? what do you think?