Thursday, July 15, 2010

RYAN REYNOLDS AS GREEN LANTERN!

HERE IT IS! after months of waiting to see what he will look like, it's finally here. ryan reynolds as the CGI defender of earth THE GREEN LANTERN!

looks like....his muscles are exposed...y'know the stuff under your skin, muscles...but only green instead of red/pink....and the mask looks fake...yeah it looks suck-taculear. anyone else notice that it says NEW BUFFY on the side????




 what do YOU think?

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

10 HOTTEST VIDEO GAME VILLAINS EVER!

let's face it, bad girls are hot. sure, you want to marry to sweet, innocent, good girl you can bring home to mommy, but really, truly everyone likes the bad girl. the villain, the down right evil....or not. well with that in mind here is MY list of the 11 best video game villainesses (how do you spell that?)



10: ROXY AND POISON (FINAL FIGHT)


Back when i was a kid, i thought Roxy and poison were prostitutes. now that i am an adult, i KNOW they're extremely violent prostitutes.


9: HOLLY SUMMERS (NO MORE HEROES)
Well, other then being hot she has a rocket launcher for a leg, is the number 6 assassin in the entire world....and you don't kill her, she blows herself up just so you don't have the honor of killing her. she's great.


8: JACQUELINE NATLA (TOMB RAIDER)
She's a business woman, a history buff, an explorer, and a winged demon from Atlantis or something like that. she's a major problem for Lara croft and she's got a killer bod too.



7:  EXCELLA GIONNE (RESIDENT EVIL 5)
she's the leader of tricell, the guys who take over for umbrella in resident evil 5, she's Italian and shes probably the hottest girl in a game ever. why she's not lower on the list? because i ain't a fan of resident evil! hehehe i am a little bit biased SOMETIMES....plus she turns into a giant monster...that too  =-)


6: TANYA (MORTAL KOMBAT 4)
Tanya was only in one mortal kombat game that i know of, and to be honest, she was NOT that great...except that she was hot. word on the street is she may be back for the new mortal kombat due sometime this year, or early next.




5:SNIPER WOLF (METAL GEAR SOLID)

 

AH, sniper wolf...the ONLY video game character so beautiful, so sexy that even her victims beg you not to kill her! plus she's a really good shooter too. she makes you go from feeling like a bad ass, sneaking past guards and snapping their necks and blowing stuff up, to being completely helpless in less then 3 seconds. see, she shoots Meryl in the stomach, and you can't get to her to save her, by the time you do, her goons took her away, but you get your revenge later though, in a heat sniper battle in the snow...or you could just shoot a rocket at her, but that takes away sooooo much, lol



4: CARMEN SANDIEGO (lots of edutainment games)
don't think of Carmen sandiego as a sex symbol? why not? because she educates our children? lets see. she is an international jewel thief, she travels the entire world, she wears a red trench coat and a red fedora....whats not to love! still don't believe me? OK then scroll down.........................








how about now?




3:SARAH KERRIGAN (STARCRAFT)



Nothing like a hot girl who is good who turns into a terrifying evil monster who is evil and wants to consume the galaxy....yeah nothing better then that!





2: MILEENA (MORTAL KOMBAT)
The clone of the super-hot princess kitana, mileena could be hotter....except them she has a monsters face under that veil!! see she was made by the bad guys by mixing kitana's DNA with that of one of baraka's
buddies. the result



1: DARK QUEEN (BATTLETOADS)

ah, the dark queen of battle toads....what other woman in the galaxy could command such power, authority and hotness to lead an army of rats, pigs and monsters on a quest to...what, make you crash into a wall? it also helps that she's hot, and has a weird/kinky S & M thing going on...but maybe that's OK because she looks good being bad.
(this is some fan art i pulled from google)


so, there you have it. the hottest, evilest bitches in the galaxy! like my list? think it needs to be better? remove someone? add someone i over looked? that's what the comments are for!

Friday, July 2, 2010

SEXY RUSSIAN SPY ANNA CHAPMAN AND HER VIDEO GAME COUNTER-PARTS

Anna  (anya?) chapman was arrested this past week for alledgedly spying for the russian goverment. which to me don't make sense, unless the russians are planning to some day soon invade america, ala command and conquer: red alert 2. anyways, the girl looks like something out of a james bond movie, and go me thinking: who are some of the hottest video game spies? well, heres a list:



TANYA: command and conquer: red alert series (PC, psone,xbox360, ps3)

she's been played by 3 different actresses in 3 different roles,
but she was always hot, and always a killer commando who can kill any unit with one shot, and blow up any building in 8 or 9 seconds. my favorite variation on the character is still from red alert 2, keri wuhler. (no disrespect to...who ever it was who did it first, or to jennie mccarthy)



 SYDNEY BRISTO:
                                                                    ALIAS THE GAME (ps2, xbox)
who said a game has to be good for the chick to be hot? besides, she's based off of jennifer gardner.





Agent nightfire and others: 007 nightfire (ps2,xbox,pc)

i continue said theme of bad games with hot chicks. this game was only SO-SO, but damn! hot spy chicks! and they are bond girls!

 




joanna dark: perfect dark, (n64, xbox 360)



joanna was so hot she had TV commercials of her rolling around in satin sheets. then opening a closet full of guns. none of that made it into the game, but still. oh, perfect dark:zero? it sucks just play the original.


cate archer: no one lives forever (ps2,xbox)

why no one remembers this game,i dont know. it had it all. quirky, funny characters, spies, sexy main character, great level ideas. there was one level where you jump out of a plane and need to....do something i dont remember cate was too hot.

LIAN XING: syphon filter (psone, ps2, psp)
ah, lian. you started off just kind'a seeming hot, and just got hotter as the games got less intesting. she also died about 3 times, only to find out that she did'ent.




AND just in case you don't belive me that this spy chick is hot, heres some proof:










what do you think? is there a sexy female spy i missed? who else should of made the cut?

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Home theater room

Hey I haven't been updating like I want to because i am re-doing my home theater room. I will have an updated article, and video of the project tomorrow

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE: it DoNt suck!

Twilight eclipse just came out and I got to see it early complements of best buy reward zone, and it don't suck. Bella dosent make me wanna puke in this one, Jacob and Edward almost reveal there gay for each other and there's an army of teenage vampires! Go see it tomorrow you wont completely hate your life, I promise

Monday, June 28, 2010

GREATEST MOVIE QUOTES EVER!

greatest movie quotes ever, , Casablanca, gone with the wind, godfather dark knight, dumb & dumber, hangover

, so, i was thinking the other day, what are some of the best movie quotes? and i don't mean "oh wow that was a powerful message!" no, i mean movie quotes people actually use, so i  took the liberty to make a list of the 77 best quotes and put them down here, in no particular order,  for someone, anyone, everyone to see!
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1: "So tell me, Eddie, is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" - who framed roger rabbit




2 "and i was like, EMILOOOO!" - night at the roxburry



3 "you'll never be jello" - my best friends wedding



4 "you can always trust a dishonest man to do something completely dishonest, honestly it's the honest one you have to watch out for, couse' you never know when they'll do something...incredibly stupid" - pirates of the Caribbean: curse of the black pearl



5 "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good" - wall street



6 "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'" - Casablanca (it's not 'play it again sam' although it does sound better that way lol)



7 "As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again." - gone with the wind



8 "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." - godfather



9 "Surely you can't be serious."

- "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." - airplane



10 "You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am- on the waterfront



11

leia: "i love you"

han: "i know" - the empire strikes back



12 "if you build it, he will come" - field of dreams



13: "Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?" - sixteen candles



14: "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." - silence of the lambs



15: "Hasta la vista, baby." - terminator 2: judgement day



16: "...Bond. James Bond." - all the 007 movies



17: "He-e-e-e-re's Johnnie!" - the shining



18:"Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!" - ghostbusters



19: "What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..." - goodfellas





20: "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." - who framed roger rabbit



21: "My precious." lord of the rings: the two towers



22: "lets put a smile on that face" AND "why so serious?" - the dark knight





23: "There's no crying in baseball!" - a league of there own



24:"yippie-ky-yay mother-fucker!!" - die hard



25: "Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn." - gone with the wind



26: "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?" the graduate



27: "Say 'hello' to my little friend!" - scarface



28: "Oh-oh-oh, sweet mystery of life - at last I found you!" - young frankenstein




29: "mama says stupid is as stupid does." - forest gump



30: "wish I knew how to quit you." - brokeback mountain



31:"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." - starwars



32:"Snakes. Why'd it hafta be snakes?" - indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark



33: "Well, a boy's best friend is his mother." psycho



34: "You know what they call a - a - a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?"

- "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"

- "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f--k a Quarter Pounder is."

- "Then what do they call it?"

- "They call it a 'Royale' with cheese."

- "A 'Royale' with cheese!...What do they call a Big Mac?"

- "A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'Le Big Mac.'"

- "'Le Big Mac!' What do they call a 'Whopper'?"

- "I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King." - pulp fiction



35:"Houston - we have a problem." apollo 13





36: "dont you see the hat! i am misses nisbit!"- toy story




37:

-You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it?

- What do you mean?

-Did, umm... did Caesar live here? - the hangover







38:"Aaaaawl-right-y-then." ace ventura



39: "Roads? Where we're going we don't need - roads." back to the future 1 & 2



40: Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!" - talladega nights



41: "Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" - planet of the apes



42: "They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God." blues brothers



43:"Feed me! Feed me!" - little shop of horrors



44: "Yo, Adrian!" - rocky



45:"I know you are, but what am I? pee-wees big adventure



46: "Hey, Boo." -to kill a mocking bird



47: "The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist." - the usual suspects



48: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." - 2001: a space odessy



49:"Where does he get those wonderful toys?" batman



50: "I feel the need - the need for speed!" - top gun



51:"You're not the man I knew ten years ago."

- "It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." - indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark



52:

"Listen, I appreciate this whole seduction scene you got going, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing- pretty woman



53: "your terminated!"



54: "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain ... the ... Great ... er ... Oz has spoken." the wizard of oz



55: "I am...Drac-u-la...I bid you welcome." - dracula



56: "Easy Miss, I've got you."

- "You've got ME? Who's got YOU?" - superman the movie



57: "He slimed me." -ghostbusters



58 "Nobody puts Baby in the corner." - dirty dancing



59: "We'll always have Paris." - casablanca



60: "Oh Gad!" - life with the father



61: "Piiiick em' up!" - dumb and dumber



62: "micheal, We're bigger than US Steel!"- godfather 2



63: is it safe?- marathon man



64: Woody: YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you're an action figure!

Woody: You are a child's play thing!

Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

- toy story



65: : [playing piano and singing passionately] What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, THEN we're shit outta luck!' - the hangover





66: "you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."- anchorman (see 70)





67: "your gonna need a bigger boat" -jaws



68:"i'll be back" - the terminator



69:"shake' n bake!" - talladega nights: the ballad of ricky bobby



70: veronica:My God, what is that smell? Oh.

brian:That's the smell of desire my lady.

brian:God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.

Brian : You know, desire smells like that to some people

News Station Employee: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.






71-excuse me, flo. whats the soup dejour?

-it's the soup of the day

-mmm...sounds good, i'll have that - dumb and dumber





72: Old man, I'm gonna come at you like a spider - talladega nights



73: "put him in a straight jacket and give him an enema....no give him en enema THEN put him in the straight jacket!"  AND "she will become one herself!" (tie)- dracula dead and loving it



74: "swear to me" - batman begins



75: "Get away from her, you bitch!" - aliens 



76: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

also

"My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse." - godfather

77: "you could get a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but would'ent you rather take the butchers word for it?" - tommy boy
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SO, there you have it, my list of SOME of the greatest move quotes that people actually say (or bring up, or think about while talking to other people) did i miss something? did i add something that should of left out? what do you think?

Saturday, June 26, 2010

WORLDS HARDEST VIDEO GAMES

here is a list of some of the hardest, toughest, most gruesome video games ever made. some are critically acclaimed for their toughness...some i just cant freaking beat!!!!! anyways for all the controllers thrown into the floor in sheer anger here is MY LIST of the 10 hardest effin' games ever. (i won't include Mario because my aunt could beat it and i cant, so maybe i just suck lol)



10: HALO 3 ON LEGENDARY (xbox 360)


so maybe halo is not that hard. but on legendary, DAMN you cant get through a single area without dying AT LEAST 5 or 6 times. AND ONLY if you remember which bad guy has the best gun AND ONLY if he appears in the same area a second time and you manage to kill him and grab his gun and take cover. recharging shields? don't mean nothing since they go away so fast.i just cant do it! i need help! hit me up on xbox live: commanderSAC if you want to help a poor lil' loser like me beat the game on legendary.




9: TEKKEN 6 BOSS (XBOX 360, PS3, ARCADE)  
This game is not hard at all, its quite enjoyable even. until you get to the scene pictured here. azeal is some kind of demon/Egyptian god/dragon/griffin hybrid. and he is sooooo cheap. how cheap? his attacks are UNBLOCKABLE, and he has a special that KILLS YOU INSTANTLY. WTF? i bought this game the day it came out..by Wedsday i traded it in at game stop. i mean just google it, he is freaking tough.

8: LEGEND OF ZELDA (NES)

OK one of the GREATEST games on all time right? spawned how many sequels across EVERY Nintendo console ever made...but the first one left you completely clueless. go through the first door on your left.....then what? i mean it's a blast to wander around, kill bad guys, find RANDOM dungeons (hidden under a tree? please) but i mean if you beat it it's by pure luck. i mean i JUST FOUND OUT 2 MONTHS AGO THAT THERE IS A FREAKING RAFT! i dont even know where to find it, i just know it's there.




7: ROBOCOP (NES)

 okay so i start off on the street next to a cop car and a purple building.(pic shows blue, i remember purple. the pic may be from a different game maybe?) i walk into a different building (a bank maybe?) and the next thing i know i die. try again. make it inside. walk into a room. inside said room is a robot that kills me. try again. robot does not kill me, THE ROOM ITSELF MAKES ME DIE?!?!??!?!?!? why???? not only is it a hard game, it sucks too.


6: NINJA GAIDEN (NES)
Another classic...another fit of rage! you can die so many times in this game it's not funny. you even restart at the beginning, even if you die at the end of the stage! which happens a lot just so you know! and if you run out of continues? level 1-1 baby! the only real memory i have left of this game is this:






5: METAL SLUG SERIES (ARCADES AND EVERY CONSOLE!)


Ah, metal slug. one of the best. also one of the hardest! you have one hit point in the whole game. sometimes only 3 lives. and the enemies are everywhere, up, down, in front of you, behind, everywhere! and to make matters worse, the bosses are incredibly tough. ranging from tanks that fire nukes to helicopters, to robots, to submarines and back to tanks again. if you never played a metal slug game you dont know what your missing (a mix of enjoyment and extreme and utter frustration!)

4: GHOSTS N' GOBLINS (NES,SNES)


When you look at it, you'd think it's a castlevania clone. maybe it is. but one thing is unmistakable. you got a sword and some heavy duty armor, right? your gonna save that princess no problem! nothing can get through you! except a bush.if you touch ANYTHING in this game, Arthur jumps out of his armor, drops his (useless) sword and you gotta finish the level in your underwear! then of course add birds, ghosts, vampires and various monsters to fight against in said underwear.  is that hard or what?



3: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES (NES...what else)

oh my God. when i was a kid i was INFATUATED with the ninja turtles. i mean i wanted to freaking be one. when i went to target to buy it (why target, go figure) the guy told my dad not to buy it for me because it is too hard, he listened to him and we got something else. i didn't like that, so the next day i was at blockbuster with my grandfather and rented it....i was maybe 7 or 8. i took it out of my console. and said what was probably my first bad word. later that day me and my cousin made it to the 3rd level...and died in the truck. i took it back to blockbuster and never played it again.....until last month when i noticed it on the wii's virtual console.....man is that game hard!!!! it's a blast to play. but i forgot that after the level starts a big purple snow plow with nothing better to do then make road kill out of giant turtles comes out of no where and wastes your first life.




2: BATTLETOADS (nes,Sega genesis)

i had this game on the genesis, not the nes, and man was it fun! the first level was great! with the dragons you can ride, and the giant robot you got to kill from a different perspective! wow what fun! oh wow lets go down this hole in the ground! this is hard, but it sure is fun! wow whats at the bottom of the pit? brains? oh well, the rats who dont like to die are not that bad, nor is the really long jumps! wow a motorcycle! this is fun.....OK lets try again....(15 years later) wow i finally made it! with one life!. and then i died in the water....


1 MEGA MAN (NES, some arcades)

yes. the game that created frustration. you got one hit point, and the bad guys are everywhere, and shoot faster then you, run and fly faster then you and take more damage then you. not to mention pitfalls. and the bosses? forget about it dude. hardest game ever made!


so, what do you think of this list? did i leave something out? should i have? that's what the comments are for....

Friday, June 25, 2010

TOY STORY 3: THE VIDEO GAME REVIEW

                                           

(review is based on PS3 version)

usually movie-tie in's are pure garbage. garbage at BEST. however the toy story game broke that mold...or curse rather. the game only sort of follows the movie's plot. andy's toys are just sort of telling their new friends from the end of the movie what had happened to them in the days leading up to getting where they are now. theres several levels based on the movie, but where the game stands out is in "toy box mode" it's based on the TV show "Woody's round up" from the second movie. that's where you will spend most of your time, going on quests, moving buildings, painting them, customising the toys who live there, looking for items, (there are tons of them) and going on quests for the characters for the movies. they may seem simple, which they are being as this is a kid's game, but man are they fun. for instance, clear out the haunted bakery, save the orphans, take a picture of the mayor for the news paper, find the bad guy and lock him up, get the cows back in the pen, all kinds of stuff. there are also lots of Disney references all over the game, from "grim grinning ghosts" to wall-e and mad hatter outfits, to hidden mickeys, everything.

the graphics are great too, it looks like your playing the movie, and the drop-in, drop-out cooperative mode is great. when someone hits start on the other controller the screen turns into a split screen, you can go one way, and the other player can go another and you could both do whatever you want at the same time, the only time it forces you to be together is if you need to start a "special mission" or a mini-game like racing or something. you can switch between woody,buzz and jesse by pressing a button, and each of them has special abilities the other does not, for instance, woody can swing from over-hanging rocks or light fixtures, jesse is a little faster and can land on small objects like nails and thumbtacks, buzz can jump higher and throw any of the other characters farther then any run-and-jump they could do on their own. to beat some levels/puzzles you'll need to use all three characters once or twice, at least.

also, aside from the story mode and toy box mode theres buzz lightyear the video game, it's the same game Rex plays in toy story 2, only you can play it now. it's great, buzz can fly,shoot lasers and everything else he thinks he can do in the original.

the music gets a bit old after a while, but it's nothing that serious to make you NOT want to play the game, also something strange, no matter what you do to the other characters, throw balls in the head, push them, shoot them, run over them, they don't say a word, and nothing happens....why? should there not be the occasional "that's not nice!, don't do that!" just something that pestered me.


my kids had a blast with this game, and so did the big people, it's great if you have kids, or are just a huge fan of toy story, it's worth buying. you'll never have more fun playing a video game with your family, and even if you don't have kids it's still a great game.

all in all i think it's a BUY for people with families, or hardcore toy story fans like myself. everyone else should at least rent it, its a great game.

7.8 LEGO'S OUT OF 10
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Thursday, June 24, 2010

IPHONE 4 IS OUT!

THE NEW IPHONE IS OUT i got mine at 10 am at best buy and i love it. the screen is like a mini HDTV and it has two cameras, and something else the camera always needed: zoom and flash. and lots of other things. this is not a review, but just to tell you. I GOT THE NEW IPHONE! YAY!

BATMAN: CITY OF SCARS FAN FILM

BAT IN THE SUN PRODUCTIONS just released their latest fan film "batman: city of scars" and it is great,  almost rivals the movies and KILLS anything WB could do on tv, check it out after the jump

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

BATMAN 3 PLOT IDEA'S

i have a great idea for the plot of "batman 3"  set right after the dark knight, this is not a complete script or anything, just a rough idea. will any of this be a part of the movie? probably not, but it's all for fun.



OK so now batman is on the run, Harvey dent is dead, Gordon has to pretend not to know batman is innocent so that dent is not deemed insane and all the mob bosses go free.   

skip ahead one or two years. all the major crime bosses of Gotham are locked up, but a few new ones have moved in to take their places, not as powerful or well organised, but still dangerous and fighting for power.


                                                                                                                                                                commishioner james "dracula" gordon


the police are going nuts trying to find batman, lots of crazy people from the fear toxin pop up every so often and do stuff, weird stuff. they burn buildings and property for no reason, break into museum's and steal strange statues and paintings, all kinds of weird stuff.

the newest crime boss in Gotham is roman sionis, established business man, but few know he's now one of the biggest bosses in Gotham. and he has a vendetta against Wayne. you see roman hated his father, so much so he had him murdered, inherited his company and began to run it into the ground. that is until Bruce Wayne stepped in and bought the company, because Mr sionis was his fathers friend.





i swear to god this is batman "NO SWEAR TO ME!!"




now the police cant track batman, they cant catch batman, they cant even shoot batman because he gets back up and disappears into the night, so they hire a private investigator, former military analyst and spy Edward "enigma" nashton. he was kicked out of the military but no one seems to know why.






at this time Bruce Wayne is hosting a fund raiser for some kind of inner city charity at the newly rebuilt Wayne manor. there is all kinds of people there, including the new head of arkham asylum, Hugo strange. the only thing he cares to talk about is batman and the joker, and how he always gets a different diagnosis on him with different doctors, but he thinks his latest psychologist is making progress with him.he then quickly leaves.


 during said party armed men break into wane manor, there's a scuffle,and Wayne is kidnapped. Bruce is tied to a chair and gets beat up. he could easily escape and beat the snot out these guys, but he needs to keep his cover. just days before luscious had designed a suit he could wear under his clothes, though it has no armor, its a great sneaking suit. and it has a utility belt.       maybe get the guy who played

                                                                                                                                                              iron monger in the first ironman to be him?

 after a while they toss Wayne into a cell. sionis, not wanting Wayne to know who he is puts on his favorite mask, a black skull carved from his fathers coffin, and speaks to someone in the shadows, turns out it's Hugo strange, he's on sionis' payroll at arkham, and says he thinks that batman may just pop up sooner or later and that he has some hunches, based on the technology batman is known to have used in the past.

his phone rings, he listens and says in an angry tone "one more unauthorised visit and doctor quinnsel will be out of the medical profession for good!" just then an explosion comes from Wayne's cell, Bruce took a small explosive out of the utility belt, blasts a hole in the wall from a tiny window(making it look like the wall imploded rather then exploded)  and goes outside, and changes into his portable bat suit.

while sionis and his gang are looking out the hole, the batman comes down from the rafters inside the warehouse, one guy with a flame thrower (fans will know its firefly but no need to go into details) gets knocked out, but not before accidentally spraying sionis's face with a burst of flame and napalm.
                                                        "who the hell is the red skull, i never heard of no red skull!"         


strange is no where to be seen. batman knocks out a few guards, calls the cops from a signal to Gordon in his belt, and vanishes. a few moments later the cops find Wayne down the street from the building he was being held in, but it's empty no one is there. he's questioned by Gordon and several other cops, then nashton comes in. and asks very detailed questions...he ends the interview with "well Mr Wayne, as much as i must say that the batman is a criminal, a psychopath and a murderer...i think your.....lucky he showed up when he did" as Wayne goes home, he tells Alfred "i think this nashton guy could be a problem"

 now we see a doctor trying to operate on sionis, "i don't think i can help....the napalm....it burned the mask into his facial structure....removing it could kill him..." jump to arkham asylum in the somewhat rebuilt narrows. strange is arguing with a woman "this patient is not someone you pay a visit to! he's responsible for at least several deaths including a judge and police commissioner, and god knows how many more!" 'Your...right sir, i apolagize" a thin, blond psychologist  says with a sort of hillbilly, valley girl mix voice. "i have to take you off the joker case. i fear he may be....too suggestive for one doctor to examine." "but docta strange!" just then someone knocks on the office door and walks in "Dr strange? i am Edward nashton with the GCPD...i need to speak with you about...the batman problem" "we'll continue this discussion later ms. quinsell!" she thumps out, in a strange, cartoonish sort of way.

strange and nashton talk, blah blah blah strange knows for sure now that Wayne is batman, he did not know what happened when he ran out of the warehouse, but now he is certain....what to do with such information! nashton however is still oblivious to the fact..."you know eddy, you talk too much and are not that smart as you like to think, now let me get back to my business." this makes nashton very upset. flashback to when he was young, his father use to beat him and say to him he's "a dummy even though he plays with all them puzzles and games and crap" "no...I'll show everyone".

 he then goes on and kidnaps random people, puts them in a game and kills them if they not do not figure out his riddles...Ala saw or something like that. the media call him 'the riddle killer, or the riddler'

next he kidnaps Batman's friend and ally, luscious fox. luscious is one smart guy though, and gets an SOS out to Bruce. batman traces the signal, finds the Riddler, solves all kinds of scary, ugly, sick riddles and puzzles and locks up the riddle killer. however how did he get the funding for the mazes and traps he set up? not a cops salary, and no money to speak of from the government....sionis. see he's alive, and calls himself the black mask now. and he wants Wayne, AND BATMAN DEAD hence helping nashton in taking luscious hostage, to lure out Wayne who may or may not lure out the batman...




but of course now he could kill batman. "i hired a little help to take you out you f-ing freak. this is 'death stroke' " a guy who clearly had a stroke several years ago comes out of no where with two swords, and gives batman a tough fight...he fights like...ra's al ghoul....he's with the league of shadows! but they all died.....batman barley beats the seemingly handicapped ninja guy, locks up sionis, because he tapped his confession to kidnapping Wayne and taking over what was left of   the Moroni family,



harley and joker. an attractive,terrifiing, murderous,match made in hell     
and all if well....except....cut back to arkham asylum. the joker is in his cell. the door opens and he looks up, wrapped in a strait jacket and with a muzzle on his mouth, "mista' J, care ta' take a lil' midnight stroll with ya best gal pal harleyquin? " it's quinzell, she killed the guards and broke the joker out of his cell, and dressed like a demented harlequin or clown. credits roll.

after credits scene: cut to the Himalaya mountains, the old league of shadows base is show. could the league still be around? camera zooms through the building, you see a really messed up ra's al ghoul laying in a pool of green liquid telling his daughter Talia to destroy Bruce Wayne and Gotham....



                               above: liam neeson as ra's al ghul "the demon" and his daughter, the beutiful talia al ghul, who has a romance with batman



  
maybe it sucks but it sounds better in my head. alternatively, instead of nashton being a cop, he could be hired by sionis, i think that may sound better....who should play the characters? do you have a better idea? will any of this make it into the new movie? i highly doubt it since director Christopher Nolan said joker would not be returning and that more fantastical things (like the Lazarus pits) are not a part of his world. so let your imagination run wild, the sequel to the dark knight releases July 2012