Friday, July 2, 2010

SEXY RUSSIAN SPY ANNA CHAPMAN AND HER VIDEO GAME COUNTER-PARTS

Anna  (anya?) chapman was arrested this past week for alledgedly spying for the russian goverment. which to me don't make sense, unless the russians are planning to some day soon invade america, ala command and conquer: red alert 2. anyways, the girl looks like something out of a james bond movie, and go me thinking: who are some of the hottest video game spies? well, heres a list:



TANYA: command and conquer: red alert series (PC, psone,xbox360, ps3)

she's been played by 3 different actresses in 3 different roles,
but she was always hot, and always a killer commando who can kill any unit with one shot, and blow up any building in 8 or 9 seconds. my favorite variation on the character is still from red alert 2, keri wuhler. (no disrespect to...who ever it was who did it first, or to jennie mccarthy)



 SYDNEY BRISTO:
                                                                    ALIAS THE GAME (ps2, xbox)
who said a game has to be good for the chick to be hot? besides, she's based off of jennifer gardner.





Agent nightfire and others: 007 nightfire (ps2,xbox,pc)

i continue said theme of bad games with hot chicks. this game was only SO-SO, but damn! hot spy chicks! and they are bond girls!

 




joanna dark: perfect dark, (n64, xbox 360)



joanna was so hot she had TV commercials of her rolling around in satin sheets. then opening a closet full of guns. none of that made it into the game, but still. oh, perfect dark:zero? it sucks just play the original.


cate archer: no one lives forever (ps2,xbox)

why no one remembers this game,i dont know. it had it all. quirky, funny characters, spies, sexy main character, great level ideas. there was one level where you jump out of a plane and need to....do something i dont remember cate was too hot.

LIAN XING: syphon filter (psone, ps2, psp)
ah, lian. you started off just kind'a seeming hot, and just got hotter as the games got less intesting. she also died about 3 times, only to find out that she did'ent.




AND just in case you don't belive me that this spy chick is hot, heres some proof:










what do you think? is there a sexy female spy i missed? who else should of made the cut?

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