RYAN REYNOLDS AS GREEN LANTERN!

HERE IT IS! after months of waiting to see what he will look like, it's finally here. ryan reynolds as the CGI defender of earth THE GREEN LANTERN!

looks like....his muscles are exposed...y'know the stuff under your skin, muscles...but only green instead of red/pink....and the mask looks fake...yeah it looks suck-taculear. anyone else notice that it says NEW BUFFY on the side????




 what do YOU think?

10 HOTTEST VIDEO GAME VILLAINS EVER!

let's face it, bad girls are hot. sure, you want to marry to sweet, innocent, good girl you can bring home to mommy, but really, truly everyone likes the bad girl. the villain, the down right evil....or not. well with that in mind here is MY list of the 11 best video game villainesses (how do you spell that?)



10: ROXY AND POISON (FINAL FIGHT)

Back when i was a kid, i thought Roxy and poison were prostitutes. now that i am an adult, i KNOW they're extremely violent prostitutes.

9: HOLLY SUMMERS (NO MORE HEROES)

Well, other then being hot she has a rocket launcher for a leg, is the number 6 assassin in the entire world....and you don't kill her, she blows herself up just so you don't have the honor of killing her. she's great.

8: JACQUELINE NATLA (TOMB RAIDER)
She's a business woman, a history buff, an explorer, and a winged demon from Atlantis or something like that. she's a major problem for Lara croft and she's got a killer bod too.

7:  EXCELLA GIONNE (RESIDENT EVIL 5)

she's the leader of tricell, the guys who take over for umbrella in resident evil 5, she's Italian and shes probably the hottest girl in a game ever. why she's not lower on the list? because i ain't a fan of resident evil! hehehe i am a little bit biased SOMETIMES....plus she turns into a giant monster...that too  =-)

6: TANYA (MORTAL KOMBAT 4)
Tanya was only in one mortal kombat game that i know of, and to be honest, she was NOT that great...except that she was hot. word on the street is she may be back for the new mortal kombat due sometime this year, or early next.

5:SNIPER WOLF (METAL GEAR SOLID)

 

AH, sniper wolf...the ONLY video game character so beautiful, so sexy that even her victims beg you not to kill her! plus she's a really good shooter too. she makes you go from feeling like a bad ass, sneaking past guards and snapping their necks and blowing stuff up, to being completely helpless in less then 3 seconds. see, she shoots Meryl in the stomach, and you can't get to her to save her, by the time you do, her goons took her away, but you get your revenge later though, in a heat sniper battle in the snow...or you could just shoot a rocket at her, but that takes away sooooo much, lol

4: CARMEN SANDIEGO (lots of edutainment games)

don't think of Carmen sandiego as a sex symbol? why not? because she educates our children? lets see. she is an international jewel thief, she travels the entire world, she wears a red trench coat and a red fedora....whats not to love! still don't believe me? OK then scroll down.........................

how about now?

3:SARAH KERRIGAN (STARCRAFT)

Nothing like a hot girl who is good who turns into a terrifying evil monster who is evil and wants to consume the galaxy....yeah nothing better then that!

2: MILEENA (MORTAL KOMBAT)

The clone of the super-hot princess kitana, mileena could be hotter....except them she has a monsters face under that veil!! see she was made by the bad guys by mixing kitana's DNA with that of one of baraka's

buddies. the result

1: DARK QUEEN (BATTLETOADS)

ah, the dark queen of battle toads....what other woman in the galaxy could command such power, authority and hotness to lead an army of rats, pigs and monsters on a quest to...what, make you crash into a wall? it also helps that she's hot, and has a weird/kinky S & M thing going on...but maybe that's OK because she looks good being bad.

(this is some fan art i pulled from google)

so, there you have it. the hottest, evilest bitches in the galaxy! like my list? think it needs to be better? remove someone? add someone i over looked? that's what the comments are for!

SEXY RUSSIAN SPY ANNA CHAPMAN AND HER VIDEO GAME COUNTER-PARTS

Anna  (anya?) chapman was arrested this past week for alledgedly spying for the russian goverment. which to me don't make sense, unless the russians are planning to some day soon invade america, ala command and conquer: red alert 2. anyways, the girl looks like something out of a james bond movie, and go me thinking: who are some of the hottest video game spies? well, heres a list:



TANYA: command and conquer: red alert series (PC, psone,xbox360, ps3)

she's been played by 3 different actresses in 3 different roles,

but she was always hot, and always a killer commando who can kill any unit with one shot, and blow up any building in 8 or 9 seconds. my favorite variation on the character is still from red alert 2, keri wuhler. (no disrespect to...who ever it was who did it first, or to jennie mccarthy)

 SYDNEY BRISTO:

                                                                    ALIAS THE GAME (ps2, xbox)

who said a game has to be good for the chick to be hot? besides, she's based off of jennifer gardner.

Agent nightfire and others: 007 nightfire (ps2,xbox,pc)

i continue said theme of bad games with hot chicks. this game was only SO-SO, but damn! hot spy chicks! and they are bond girls!

 

joanna dark: perfect dark, (n64, xbox 360)

joanna was so hot she had TV commercials of her rolling around in satin sheets. then opening a closet full of guns. none of that made it into the game, but still. oh, perfect dark:zero? it sucks just play the original.

cate archer: no one lives forever (ps2,xbox)

why no one remembers this game,i dont know. it had it all. quirky, funny characters, spies, sexy main character, great level ideas. there was one level where you jump out of a plane and need to....do something i dont remember cate was too hot.

LIAN XING: syphon filter (psone, ps2, psp)

ah, lian. you started off just kind'a seeming hot, and just got hotter as the games got less intesting. she also died about 3 times, only to find out that she did'ent.

AND just in case you don't belive me that this spy chick is hot, heres some proof:

what do you think? is there a sexy female spy i missed? who else should of made the cut?